Ultimate Playlist (in rough order of relevance)

1. Drovers CC vs Band Aid (2007) - By 008

2. Drovers CC vs R Kelly (2007) - By 019

3. Droving Limerick Action (2007) - By 008

4. I Like To Drove It (2010) - By 008

5. That's The Way (We Drove It) (2011) - By 008

6. Rubens (1996) - By 008

7. Rubens (2006) - By 008

8. Jenson (2006) - By 008

 

Drovers CC

To the tune of "Do They Know It's Christmas?" - Band Aid (1984)

We're the Drovers, the cricket force of history
We're the Drovers, superior in comedy
We are here this Christmas, to sing a song for you
So give me a big High Five, for the Drovers

In the first games, we played at Haycock's Oval 
We had two ties, it rained, and Charlie missed the ball 

Extreme twenty-ones and boat race
At our home the Drovers Inn
We then Droved right through the A Dam
Paddy gay pride, Heineken
And we Droved all night in Malta
Hillsy had his cock played with
We're the Drovers and we are, the Disco Shit

And we're famous for our triumphs in the Magners Cup
We won it once we won the trophy twice
The Cheeseman is Neville
We have qui-ite amazing skill
Smackdown Wallop Boom, have some of that


Droving hard when you do an aqua poo
Droving hard when you have a drink to shoe
We're the famous Drovers Cricket Club
 
We're the Drovers
A Drover I fucking Drove her
We're the Drovers,
A Drover I fucking Drove her
> >
We're the Drovers
A Drover I
fucking Drove her
We're the Drovers,
A Drover I fucking Drove her

 

 

 

Drovers CC

 

To the tune of 'Gotham City' by R. Kelly (1997)

Lyrics by 019

 

I'm looking over the skyline of the Duck
Knowing the Drovers will stand the test of time
How everyone wishes they could be a part of it
But the Drovers standards are set too high

(Chorus)
A team of justice, a team of love, a team of legends
everyone of us
We all need it, can't live without it
Drovers CC (oh yeah)

How strange things seem to have happened because of beer(ohh yeah)
Though laughter we end up drowning in our tears
We've found a place where we can go
A team where everyone is a hero

(Chorus 2x)

In the middle of the dam's stormy weather
We found the Heineken museum
It saw something its never seen

(Repeat chorus until end)

A team of justice, a team of love, a team of legends
everyone of us
We all need it, can't live without it
Drovers CC (oh yeah)

A team of justice, a team of love, a team of legends
everyone of us
We all need it, can't live without it
Drovers CC (oh yeah)

A team of justice, a team of love, a team of legends
everyone of us
We all need it, can't live without it
Drovers CC (oh yeah)

 

 

AGM 2007 - Limerick Action

 

Written by 008

 

There once was a Drover named Dennis

Who to Dutch tour reps was a sexual menace

To lay a new hen

He'll tour with Drovers again

Or fuck off and go and play tennis

 

There once was a Drover named Wales

Whose running reminds me of snails

So I'll give him a hint

When we race our sprint

He'll need two seconds headstart or he fails

 

There once was a Drover named Shorty

Who can be a little bit naughty

To the depths he will dredge

To find a good sledge

To get the cunts all out for forty

 

There once was a Drover named Hill

Who wears orange macs for a thrill

He was held round the hips

By a couple of Nips

And wants to go cuddle them still

 

There once was a Drover named Kimbo

Who's so tall he is rubbish at limbo

The only new time

I can find a good rhyme

Is to end this verse with the word bimbo

 

There once was a Drover named Curry

Who opens innings with a flurry

He can play in his sleep

But the tumbling sweep

Will send him back to the hutch in a hurry

 

There once was a Drover named Teddy

Who bowls leg spin just like Bishan Bedi

So a few times a week

He'll get one to tweak

And hope the boundary fielders are ready

 

There once was a Drover named Palmer

Whose demeanour could scarcely be calmer

He'll go down on one peg

To hoik it to leg

And make himself bat like a farmer

 

There once was a Drover named Charlie

Whose actions are weird just like Dali

It's clear that he's poor

With cricketing law

And umpires like spaced out Bob Marley

 

There once was a Drover named Brierly

Who today could come here nearly

So as he's not here

We'll call him a queer

And hope he gets some more drinks in dearly

 

There once was a Drover named Tris

With a tendancy to swing and miss

To the girls he makes passes

In his Top Gin sunglasses

And hopes for more than a kiss

 

There once was a Drover named G

Who's trained to become a PC

He fancied a tipple

Of that bloke's girlfriend's nipple

And embarrassed that twat gleefully

 

There once was a Drover named Spence

Whose sideburns are notably dense

He waged Holy War

On a hospital floor

To give Droving a massive presence

 

There once was a Drover named Wes

Whose directing is like Spielberg S

He'll prey on his friends

Through a sly long range lens

And wank to the footage that's best

 

There once was a Drover named Woods

Who with comedy produces the goods

He belongs in a cage

Cos of his quite awesome rage

But his bowling puts me in bad moods

 

There once was a Drover named Paddy

Who in A'Dam made friends with a laddie

His concentration now homes

On exploiting Mike Jones

And that's why to kids he's a baddie

 

There once was a Drover named Hern J

Whose brother's exceptionally gay

It's a little bit poor

We ain't seen him since tour

And hope that he'll enter the fray

 

There once was a Drover named Kirt

Who's spent years watching Thai grot and dirt

But my central thesis

He looks just like Jesus

And will fuck any thing in a skirt

 

There once was a Drover named Ted

With a penchant for getting naked

He'll say "shake the bottle

None'll come then a lottle"

And use Haycock's pavilion for bed

 

There once was a Drover named Neville

Whose suit smelt like the arse of the Devil

His banter-enhancing

And a bit of pole dancing

Took Droving to the highest level

 

There once was a Drover named Short

Who in Amsterdam had to report

He ain't no fucking tourist

Disco shit's for the purist

And that's what he wanted to snort

 

There once was a Drover named Denis

Who pumped a Dutch girl with his penis

We watched as he came

So it's really a shame

That we couldn't then share her between us

 

 

 

AGM 2010 Election Special - By 008

 

To the tune of "I like to move it" by Reel 2 Real (1994)

 

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

You like to - drove it

 

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

You like to - drove it

 

Lots of comedy, lots of comedy

I go droving, then I'm happy

We dominate over land and sea

Being a Drover really suits me

 

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

You like to - drove it

 

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

You like to - drove it

 

Bowling fast with swing, seam and spin

That plus batting helps us to win,

We're DCC, we are so in

And we dominate at the Drovers Inn

 

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

I like to drove it, drove it

You like to - drove it

REPEAT AND FADE

 

 

 

AGM 2011 Election Special - By 008

 

To the tune of "That's the way (I like it)" by KC and the Band (1975)

 

Doo-doo-doo, do-do-do doo doo doo

Doo-doo-doo, do-do-do doo doo doo

Repeat x 4

 

 

Aaaaah that's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

 

Two thousand and three, was the start

Of this great club's timescale,

We play cricket, we shoe booze

But Calgon removes limescale

 

Aaaaah that's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

 

When we tour, we go large

Latvia, Malta - Amsterdam

Gay pride parade, aqua poo

Drove in the land - of Jaap Stam

 

Aaaaah that's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

 

On and off pitch, we are huge

Cricket, drinking - we will win

But we're at, our best when

We dominate the Drovers Inn

 

Aaaaah that's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

That's the way (a-ha, a-ha) I drove it (a-ha, a-ha)

REPEAT AND FADE

 

Rubens

To the tune of 'Fine Time' by Cast (1995)

Lyrics by 008

 

So what's it all about? Do you really wanna know?

Total do the fuels for Jordan-Peugeot

The top driver is Rubens Barrichello

Points at the end of the season'll be One Double-O (that's one hundred)

 

He's still young, so he ain't got a wive

Points so far, he has got a magnificent five

 

Yeah he came fourth, in the British GP

At the 'Ring he held off Hill quite easily

For a long time, he was running number three

In home race on front row, encouragement from Pele

 

He's still young, so he ain't got a wive

Points so far, he has got a magnificent five

 

All season, he's kicked up Brundle

Driving with some quite amazing skill

He's the man, a true hero

He's the man the top man, Rubens Barrichello

 

He averages fifth place on the grid

Put it on the front row, that he did

That's because he is the best in the world

And his hair does not need to be uncurled, uncurled, uncurled.

 

 

 

Rubens 2006

 

To the tune of 'Relight My Fire' by Take That, featuring Lulu (1993)

Lyrics by 008

 

Let me tell you 'bout the top man, Rubens Barri-chello

I told you back in the Day, that he would score one - double O

He's done what he had to do

Leave Ferrari and go and race against the Schu

Now he's the main man at Honda

Eighteen races to run

To be the World Champion - on, on on on on on

 

Rubens and Jenson

In German they're Die Guten Menschen

Rubens and Jenson

Driving for Honda

 

His move at Bridge Corner at Silverstone, it was the best - I've seen

And he won the Grand Prix in Germany, coming through from P - Eighteen

He won at Monza

And took the youngest pole in '94 at Spa

Second in the rain at Monaco

And won in the USA

To be Brundle's driver of the day - ay, ay ay ay ay ay

 

Rubens and Jenson

In German they're Die Guten Menschen

Rubens and Jenson

Driving for - or for or or or or Honda­­­­aaaaaa

 

Yeah in '99 took pole at Magny Cours - [YEAH]

3 years ago his points total was 114 - [YEAH]

He'll be living on up [UP] the podium

Just keep on winning

Whoh oh oh yeah

He's the man, the top man from Brazil

Driving with some qui-i-ite amazing skill [quite amazing skill]

2006 [6] is his year

Just keep on winning

 

Rubens and Jenson

In German they're Die Guten Menschen

Rubens and Jenson

Driving for Honda

 

Ruuuuuuuubens and Jenson (Rubens and Jenson baby)

Ruuuuuuuubens and Jenson

FADE

 

 

Jenson

 

To the tune of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt (2005)

Lyrics by 008

 

His driving's brilliant

 

His driving's brilliant

He is a star

It's Jenson Button

In a Honda

He took pole in San Marino

Went on to second place

He is top man every time that I watch him race

 

Jenson Button

Jenson Button

He is the best, it's true

He will be the, world champion

And it's plain to me and you

That he's gonna beat the Schu

 

So in Belgium, it was quite absurd

When he came through the field to, finish third

And that great form he was able to show

When he nearly won in Monaco

 

Jenson Button

Jenson Button

He is the best, it's true

He will be the, world champion

And it's plain to me and you

That he's gonna beat the Schu

 

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na - na

 

Jenson Button

Jenson Button

He is the best, it's true

He will be the, world champion

And it's plain to me and you

That he's gonna beat the Schu

 

He'll be champion, it's true

And he's gonna beat the Schu